The world needs a hero, and he who claims to fight for what seems right or seems ready to martyr himself for what is taken as a moral cause is exalted and seated on the throne of heroism. In a country where people have done nothing to improve their quality of life, a nation built on greed and corruption, a land whose people think patriotism is standing up for the national anthem before movies are screened, an old, bald prick who claims he wants to end corruption and free India all over again is being hailed as some kind of a messiah.
You fucking poseurs, you don’t even know what all the fucking commotion is about, but you’re up in arms because you heard the word ‘corruption’.
It’s not the government officials who are corrupt – they can accept a bribe only when we offer it to them. And if they ask us for it, we can exercise the option of showing them a middle finger and walking away.
Now, me – I’ve been caught by cops at a nakabandi for riding a motorcycle after having two drinks. I spent a fair amount of time trying to bribe my way out of it, and then I spent the time on the way to the police station wondering why I, of all the people, had to be stopped by an honest police officer.
Your Anna Hazare is a toothless cocksucker. Anyone who fasts as a form of protest (even children don’t do that nowadays) and sulks and refuses to come out of jail (stop laughing, that’s what he’s doing) is setting a terrible example. Fasting and sulking are not the ways to get the government to bow to your demands, no matter how noble the cause you’re fighting for is.
Neither can you achieve anything by turning all the lights in your house off. Fuck, that’s called preserving electricity and saving money. Fuck, I can’t believe how dumb you people are.
Corruption may be is a terrible thing and we all know that, but the next time I’m caught on the wrong foot by cops; it could be for anything – rolling a joint for my brother, drinking beer on the road or fucking a chick in a movie hall – I will try to bribe my way out of it.
You bastards who have a problem with corruption… the next time you’re stopped by a traffic cop for breaking a signal, pay the full fine or part with your fucking license instead of slipping him a 100-buck note. Fucking poseurs.
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