Salman Khan Is A Devil Worshipper

Salman Khan has called Kareena Kapoor ‘the original desi girl.’ How someone as ugly as Kareena Kapoor can be called that is beyond me, but it obviously has got to do with the fact that Salman Khan has a problem with Priyanka Chopra. Salman needs to shut the fuck up and start acting, because that’s the one thing he hasn’t done in years. And look at him showing the horns in this poster of his latest inanity – the hardliners should forget about jihad and kick this guy’s ass for making this anti-Islamic sign. All you Muslims reading this, please understand that Salman Khan is showing the devil’s horns – a Satanic gesture. And if you see taporis showing such signs, tell them it’s blasphemous to do so. All non-metalheads who think it’s cool to show this sign deserve nothing less than a fatwa!

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Official Video: Exhumation – Among The Dead

Exhumation – Rolling Stone Metal Awards 2011 At Blue Frog

Photographs by Sunny Khatri

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Dabanng Buckvaas

Illustration: Saloni Sinha Text & Concept: Aditya Mehta
CLICK ON THE PIC – THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS!

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Wisdom At Juhu Beach

MV Wisdom, the cargo ship which was on its way to Gujarat but came to Mumbai instead, is in no mood to budge from the dirty, crowded Juhu Beach. Blatantly misnamed as they come, if Wisdom had any sense, it would have ended up on the shore of any beach in Goa instead of this filthy Mumbai one. Maybe it was in the mood for some chaat. Those who go to the beach to immerse idols of fat gods or shit in the sea or just litter will get to see the 9000 ton ship before the high tide helps navy authorities send this dumb vessel on its way in two weeks.

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The Mind’s Eye

Rust In Peace

The Quoted Tongue #8

Can I bring a friend along? He listens to Coldplay, but he’s good at mimicry, so it’s cool.

– Riju ‘Doctor Hex’ Dasgupta balances it out with reasoning.

Beer Review: Corona Light

Another way to waste your money. Corona Light is worse than Corona Extra. It’s quite disheartening that weak lagers like this one are coming to India instead of tasty ales and stouts, and all because people can’t handle stuff that’s not very different from Kingfisher. Who are you fooling, Mexico? Corona Light is carbonated water – nothing more, nothing less. My piss has more character than this.

RATING: 1.5/5

Farewell, Seth Putnam

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