Salman Khan Is A Devil Worshipper

Salman Khan has called Kareena Kapoor ‘the original desi girl.’ How someone as ugly as Kareena Kapoor can be called that is beyond me, but it obviously has got to do with the fact that Salman Khan has a problem with Priyanka Chopra. Salman needs to shut the fuck up and start acting, because that’s the one thing he hasn’t done in years. And look at him showing the horns in this poster of his latest inanity – the hardliners should forget about jihad and kick this guy’s ass for making this anti-Islamic sign. All you Muslims reading this, please understand that Salman Khan is showing the devil’s horns – a Satanic gesture. And if you see taporis showing such signs, tell them it’s blasphemous to do so. All non-metalheads who think it’s cool to show this sign deserve nothing less than a fatwa!

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YUCK

Bollywood whorebag Kareena Kapoor should shut the fuck up about Priyanka Chopra and get back to deep-throating Saif Ali Khan because apparently giving blowjobs is all she’s good at.

Despite being the ugliest A-lister in the Hindi film industry, Kareena Kapoor has the shit in her ass to wonder aloud on TV where sexy screen goddess Priyanka Chopra gets her accent from.

Now where or how Priyanka Chopra acquired her accent should be the least of ugly Kareena’s problems, considering she hasn’t ‘acted’ in a very long time and looks like a manlier version of her father Randhir Kapoor, who looks like a naked butt.

Priyanka Chopra has been taking up several roles other actresses are: 1) Not confident enough to pull off. 2) Not hot enough to get selected for.

Check out the upcoming films the actresses are working on and you’ll see Priyanka Chopra’s got all the good work while Kareena Kapoor will be playing the typical Bollywood heroine as always.

Slut queen Kareena Kapoor will obviously not have the nerve to throw the ‘accent’ jibe Salman Khan’s way because it’s his dick she’ll be sucking for a good time in 2011.

I’d decided not to use foul language or write about the film industry, but when dumbfucks like Kareena open their cunts to yap about someone far superior, you can be sure there’ll be a full-on rebuttal on this blog.

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