Till Drug Overdose Do Us Part

While it’s no secret that Rahul Mahajan and his new bride Dimpy Ganguly like a bit of partying, someone told me they used to get sloshed silly on the sets of that show, bonding over alcohol and probably cocaine. The funny part is they’d walk around hand-in-hand in front of the other wannabe brides. I’ll give you some inside news: there’s going to be a sex scandal in less than a week’s time. Rahul Mahajan is the wayward son of Pramod Mahajan, who was shot at by his brother Pravin Mahajan. Dimpy Ganguly is an ambitious Kolkata-based model who participated in a Gladrags contest and managed to piss Maureen Wadia off. According to my source, the reality tv couple who are enjoying sex and drugs like there’s no tomorrow will be screwed by the media very soon. While you take this poll, be assured there’s plenty of masala in store for the public. Multiple choices allowed.

The World Keeps Turning

Mar 19, 2009

Didn’t care about the Filmfare Awards till Manoj Bajpai was nominated for his performance in Satya. Mumbai ka king Bhiku Mhatre ‘lost’ the Best Supporting Actor trophy to Salman Khan’s cameo in some dumb tearjerker. Now I don’t care about the Filmfare circus all over again.

Just when I thought Bollywood couldn’t get any more ridiculous, along comes the news that Amitabh Bachchan’s son will be addressing the Wharton Economic India Forum. This expressionless dude is always in the news for either breaking some dumb record no one with half a brain should even care about or saying sweet things about his wife (to the media). Now he will spout piles of pretentious bullshit to a dumb audience which will be paralysed star-struck. Has Pa blogged about it yet? I guess he has.

Something ultra-cool in Gulaal – the word ‘nihilism’ is written on the blackboard. Anurag Kashyap sure knows how to keep everyone in the audience hooked. Liked Gulaal better than Dev. D but I wish there weren’t so many people smoking joints. It gets boring after awhile, even for people who like a spliff every now and then.

Is there anyone else who’s plain sick of reading about Jade Goody? Did we care enough about her life to care about her death? That she became a celebrity by being on reality shows can be overlooked, but hogging the limelight while dying and ensuring she continues to get attention even a few days after her death is pushing it too far. While it may seem fitting that she gives her death to reality tv since it gave birth to her celeb status, I’m mighty bored. Hey man, people die all the time, and unless you’re being munched on by a Saltwater crocodile or are dying of a drug overdose, don’t be in the bloody news. Oh well, at least no one’s talking about the highly overrated Slumdog Millionaire anymore.

Coming soon… My Stomach Keeps Churning

DISCLAIMER: These wonderful views are entirely my own.

[From my Buzz18 blog “Lashkar-E-Shaitan”]